Remember when Marty McFly walked down that dark alley into… the future?
It’s here now. Sort of. Blade runner is not that far off.
Realdoll has new “robots”. These things have eyes that blink, and heads that move. They moan. They talk. They have robot voices and a monthly payment plan that goes with it.
Do you really want to be Loudermilk Will Sasso storing a life size $7500 Barbie, chain locked in your closet, only to defile her under the covers with your big butt cheeks popping out, like you’ve never been kissed.
Reminds me of the mid life crisis, middle aged Youtube Chinese Man from New Jersey, stumbling on an incoming taste of fame, while becoming the connoisseur of houses of ill-repute. We’ll leave him unnamed, due to his recent fame struggles.
Dildos. Telephone Dildos.
Years ago, “they” wrote about tele-dildonics and the possibilities of consexual connections through the internets.
Once told my thoughts about thrusting into a Fleshlight, mounted in a foam Liberator triangle, that was connected to a metal sex machine through Netscape Navigator. Hearing this, my camgirl friend lovingly told me I needed a girlfriend.
All these technologies and no one has made an explicit love you long time video demonstrating a basic sexytime act. The internet BJ is still taboo?
Maybe the west really is still terrified of statues needing John Ashcrotch to cover dem titties. Never been to France to see titties on street billboard advertisements. Merica.
Everyone is an up-tight, conservative, repressed, and degenerate pilgrim.
Lovense
There are a couple of companies that have related offerings, namely Kiiroo and Lovense.
Here are some Lovense toys where man meets machine. They are relatively affordable, pricing in lower than an xbox. …A sex box.
If you can get past the sticky, yellow popsicle stains on her tanktop, there are some preview photos and video of Roxanna Rivera from Colombia on her bio, that will make you drool and get sticky too.
The video teases so hard. She’s sucking an orange popsicle. She’s all wet from the rain, looking so delicious. She runs her hands all over her wet body. She licks, she sucks, she gives you fuck me eyes. She gyrates and uses her thong as butt floss. It might be too much to handle.
Would you catch her at a Gloryhole? Maybe her holes are glory holes. She’s pretty, curvy and all natural. Oh my.
Been on a Livejasmin tear lately. Livejasmin seems to have two modes. One is a glamourous studio type look. The second is cell phone and is more personable looking.
MarylinGlory is a 12 year camgirl veteran from Romania. She’s been EvaaStonne, evangelinestone, FitMarshmallow, marylin-fit, DestinyDuValle, MiriamLars and WildSheila to name a few.
Marylin is similar to a few Stremate models. She’ s a hot upgrade of Ginger_Sweetie. Might remind you of Letthisbeoursecret, gallivanting about town hitting the clothing rooms to try on some sexy see thru dresses, or perhaps you’ll catch her on a walk with the puppy.
Been perusing Livejasmin lately using gumidrop.com. If you didn’t know, gumidrop lets you group favorites and assign them to a page, so you can see when all of your favorite models are online.
It’s similar to Tinder, with one model on screen at a time.
If you’re an old guy, StacyLogan will make you feel like a super perv, while leering at her seductive over the shoulder looks, and provacative poses with that juicy, young booty sticking out.
If you’re not an old guy, you’re still a super perv!